discomfort: (fūjin)
the inn owner. ([personal profile] discomfort) wrote2024-02-24 03:53 pm
artificialsweetener: (and ill tell you what you get)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-02-26 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[HE'S DYIN M8]

Oh, yes! Something is very wrong with his back! And his brain, and his arms and his legs! And also his tongue and his stomach, considering he just eats stale old bread right off the floor from under the couch...!

[He's really just ready to verbally skewer Scien at any time for little to no reason...]
artificialsweetener: (or play pharoah)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-02-26 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a researcher, a researcher! But you'd never be able to tell...!!

[WAAAH HIS LIFE IS SO HARD thanks for the back pats he clearly needs the consoling...]
artificialsweetener: (take a back seat)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-02-26 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
It does! It does, doesn't it?! [HE ASSIGNS HIMSELF TO SO MANY OF THESE PERSONAL ASSISTANT TASKS.] But even though I do sooo much work for him, he still threatens to dock years of pay over the teeniest, tiniest mistakes...!
artificialsweetener: (as much as i am myself)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-02-26 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Of course he does! He's the worst!

[He says this but Dahut is still out here managing to knock 40 years down to 2 months which he probably then further knocks down to like a day if that...]
artificialsweetener: (whispered sloth in curls of smoke)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-02-26 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Just SIGHING dramatically!! But he will allow himself to be placated by this pat.]

Knowing that old man, he'll threaten to dock my pay once we get back! But if I hit him in the head at just the right angle, maybe he'd forget about it?

[And also by the threat of violence against Scien.]
artificialsweetener: (let's have a party)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-02-27 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[SCIEN'S RESEARCHER GENES HOPPING OUT.]

Mmmmm, well, that's also possible! There are enough unusual things here to keep his interest for a while, I think.
artificialsweetener: (with a sly smile)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-02-27 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[He's gonna hit Scien with a brick again.]

That's certainly one of them!
artificialsweetener: (they'll never die)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-02-28 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
I am, I am! [In both directions...] But I wouldn't catch his interest anyway, he already knows anything worth knowing about me.
artificialsweetener: (let's have a party)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-02-28 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need to study him, even though I'm sure it would be a really fascinating set of data to gather! Maybe there's a scientific explanation for how someone can be born with that kind of genius brain but still manage to fail at understanding a lot of the most basic concepts.

[WHY IS HE SO MEAN FOR. He really said my man is a genius but also a sociopath.]
artificialsweetener: (uwah)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-02-28 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dahut is going to make them all go to manners and etiquette school.]

It's a headache! He's so stubborn about being a dummy.
artificialsweetener: (in your soul)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-02-28 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[THERE IS just a lil tiny huff of a laugh after that...]

Things are pretty troublesome sometimes, but if I reaaally hated working with him, then I wouldn't be working with him. I have to bully him a little to keep him on his toes, though! He deserves it.

[Smashcut to Dahut and Scien in two days just having old man brawls in the mess hall.]
artificialsweetener: (oya)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-02-29 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[The violence inherent in the besties...]

Eh, really? What sort of complaints do they have?

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