anise

[discomfort]

best girl

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[sexyasmieu]

[ ... she sets it down and spins it! ]

It says... left foot, blue.

[discomfort]

[ confusedly puts his left foot on blue???? ]

[sexyasmieu]

[ watching him like 💡... ]

Okay, now... right hand, red!

... Say, Owner... did you say before that you're not a human? [ in trial. ] Is that why you don't need money?

[discomfort]

[ he follows the directions ]

That is correct. I can still acquire it, especially if I need to venture into human society, but it's not hard. I've been alive long enough we have a stockpile.

[sexyasmieu]

Wow...

So if it turns out we really do get a huge stipend at the end of this, what are you going to do with it?

... oh! [ can't forget the spinner! ] Left hand, blue!

[discomfort]

[ he places his hand there. ]

I'm not sure. Perhaps give it to my staff so they can enjoy themselves? Some of them like to go shopping.

[sexyasmieu]

Are your staff human...?

[discomfort]

Nope. One is half human though... he was originally, but later on became a demon, so he is more used to human customs than the rest of us.

[sexyasmieu]

Humans can turn into demons...?

Wait, are you a demon??

[ she's kinda leaving him hanging with the tw*ster here. ]

[discomfort]

Oh. Yes to both, although the former is not extremely common. It's usually some... unique circumstances.

[ he is just standing awkwardly in these circles. ]

[sexyasmieu]

[ she's just kind of stunned for several seconds, as this guy who's bent over in some weirdass position reveals he's a demon... ]

I kinda thought demons were just made up, like, for children's stories...