discomfort: (fūjin)
the inn owner. ([personal profile] discomfort) wrote2024-02-24 03:53 pm
artificialsweetener: (at his game)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-16 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[HELPING OUT THEIR GUESTS VIA VORE GOES ABOVE AND BEYOND, WRITE A NEW EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK.]

It's a request that none of the children seem happy with, though. [For reasons unknown.......] Shouldn't they be taken into consideration? [And then, after a thoughtful pause:] Do you think any of them will ever be able to break the chain, if you don't?
artificialsweetener: (some people lie and believe)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-16 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[The reflexive desire to just smash this family into the ground like a little glass merry-go-round for no other reason than the fact that he's vexed by the notion of people caring so damn much about keeping their bloodline going. Humans care about the most trivial nonsense.]

I had hoped that in spite of his words, he might choose differently.

[But the man's dying acknowledgment that he himself was the true demon did speak volumes. He looks like he's thoughtfully chewing on something in his little mind palace, but eventually rises to stand with his scone in one hand, holding the other out.]

Still, it's terrible of them to drag their children into this mess. And you, if not for the same reasons.
artificialsweetener: (even the slightest hope)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-16 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks like he might have something to say about that, but apparently decides otherwise. The hand stays out, though. Guy's really just gonna leave him hanging...]

A little personal investment after so many of them have come through your halls?
artificialsweetener: (let's have a party)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-16 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Even such an unconventional parent as yourself, hm?

[Up ya go, even Dahut has the arm strength to help a fellow twink back to his feet.

But speaking of loving parents: a memory!]
artificialsweetener: (like a flood on the floor)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-16 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He is grateful for the fact that his paw is released, considering there's a moment after the memory's over where he seems to pull into himself so he can quickly pack his emotions back into order.

Beyond that and a very brief stillness in his expression where it almost seems to fall away, it'd be hard to tell he's just had something DEEPLY PERSONAL put on display AGAIN he hates it here so damn bad.]


—Well! I'm very familiar with unpleasant, selfish relatives, at least.
artificialsweetener: (well thanks for the time)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-16 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a little twinkle of amusement in his expression as it shifts back into his usual, comfortable smile.]

You're only the second person to have asked.

[Everyone else just turned their eyes fastly away from the possibility that he is still violent and out here seeking blood and instead gave him many, many condolences for his deadass mother, which he's perfectly happy with. He also very briefly considers lying but it would be so cringe to be caught out in a lie by a demon on this the last week of their space venture.]

I haven't! Though I admit, it's not my first priority.
artificialsweetener: (they'll never die)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-16 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[HIS DEADASS MOTHER THAT AT LEAST HE DIDN'T HAVE TO EAT.]

A bit, I guess! Life can be so unpredictable. [Said with a little sigh.] At the very least, they're boxed into a bit of a corner as long as Monsieur Scien is around, so they can't run amok causing trouble everywhere.
artificialsweetener: (there was a girl)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-16 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Very much so! Formidable enough to keep an entire Royal Family in line.

[Said with a bright smile like he didn't just snipe Scien out of his seat via regicide two months ago.]

And yes, I am. It keeps me busy, so I don't have much free space in my schedule to pencil in vengeance, you know?
artificialsweetener: (you'll ever learn)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-16 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[HELP. He doesn't even know about the eternity blender or the island soup.]

I am, fortunately! I'd like to think I'm fairly patient, myself, but it always gets harder toward the end of things.
artificialsweetener: (let's have a party)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-17 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[DAHUT JUST KILLS 1.5K PEOPLE AND OWNER IS LIKE (: what a funny lil guy]

As long as this detour has been, it did give me a way around a pesky problem, so I can't be too annoyed. But I'd still very much like to go home! As I'm sure is the case for many.

[But not all because damn some of yall come from rankass worlds.]
artificialsweetener: (powdered with ashes)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-17 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, a couple of them have brought that up with me.

[Imagine asking the guy who wants to block everyone from his island to help create rift hopping.]

Well! I can't say I blame them. A lot of precious bonds were made here, and it seems there are plenty of people in situations where it'd be best for them to leave their lives behind.
artificialsweetener: (wont you carry it in)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-17 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep! They're very certain that with the number of tech-savvy people we have, we'll be able to figure something out.

[Which he unfortunately agrees with because The Arrogance Of Genius but i personally hope they all blow up with the planet on saturday.]

I think a good number of them are in situations where they need to return home to finish business first, even if they'd ultimately be happiest elsewhere... Otherwise, I would agree! It's really best to not mess with timelines and wordlines too much, I think? Even a small change could radically alter the future, in theory.

[Like allowing the littlest mad king to be born.]
artificialsweetener: (wanna play cheat now)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-17 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[I GUESS.]

Probably! No one here seems to be from a planet like Lotophagos, so we should all do our best to avoid blowing any of them up.

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