discomfort: (fūjin)
the inn owner. ([personal profile] discomfort) wrote2024-02-24 03:53 pm
artificialsweetener: (you get away from me)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-12 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[IT REALLY DOESN'T but listen. Even when possessed by the spirit, he is still a cagey little shit.]

Mm! I know our return caused a little bit of a stir, but I'm sure everyone else will be alright given just a bit of time, too!
artificialsweetener: (oya)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-12 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Is that what happened? [HELLO. His hand reflexively reaches up to touch his neck which still has the ring of scar tissue from when he was beheaded by Scien, goddamn.] ...I'm not sure why he did that, either! The last thing I remember was dying in Monsieur Luke's lap, but they were all still back in the other room...
artificialsweetener: (i've got only my bones)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-12 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[The spirit of demented optimism briefly leaves him and he just looks faintly upset, his brow pinching a little.]

Right... Monsieur Scien and I were going to brief the group on what to do in these situations, or ones where everyone came back unconscious and couldn't give consent, and we were going to leave access with Monsieur Luke and Monsieur Eunhyuk if things went awry like this, but we didn't get the chance.

[Pre-endgame week just happened too much and so he got decapitated again. HE PINCHES THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE AFTER SAYING THIS, THOUGH.]

I don't know why anyone would think decapitating a person in front of a group would be the best way to go, though.

[HE LOVES GREGOR BUT HE'S ASTOUNDED BY PEOPLE'S INABILITY TO REACT CALMLY IN HIGH STRESS SITUATIONS. Owner should have snapped his neck damn.]
artificialsweetener: (in your head in your mouth)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-13 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[IT REALLY FUCKING WASSSSSS JUST WHOLEASS DECAPITATE THE GREEN BEAN AND LET HIS HEAD ROLL ACROSS THE KITCHEN FLOOR. Dahut just sighs. People need to get their shit together when it comes to euthanizing the dying, damn.]

Maybe we should have a group chat about this after all, even though the end seems like it's drawing close...
artificialsweetener: (whispered sloth in curls of smoke)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-14 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
You never know...!

[BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY he thinks before they all decide to unleash almost 20 naked guinea pigs on the living and also lie to Viktor for no reason.]
artificialsweetener: (in your soul)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-14 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[A light smile as he shakes his lil green head.]

Oh - no, but thank you very much! It'll just take a little bit of time and support before everyone's right as rain.

[As the spirit of insane optimism carries him away again.]
artificialsweetener: (i'll miss keeping you)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-14 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm so glad to hear that! [GENUINELY MOVED (BY THE SPIRIT OF INSANITY).] You keep your chin up too, Monsieur Owner! There's not a thing to worry about.
artificialsweetener: (paperback dreams)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-04-14 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! Any time you need one, just come find me! Together, we'll light the way to a beautiful future!

[PATS HIS SHOULDERS ENTHUSIASTICALLY and then wanders off in an insane daze.]