dahut

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[DOES OWNER HAVE ELDRITCH STRENGTH OR IS THIS JUST A TWINK FIGHT Dahut's giving it his best for some reason.]

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[ he does actually have eldritch strength





however he is keeping this to a twink fight ]

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[THIS IS SO FUNNY.]

You're already older than me, so you should let me have this one!

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But you are smarter than me... so I need to make up for it by being cute...

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But consider! You can grow so many arms and I can't! So I should get to be the cutest!

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I think each arm just adds to my cute points.

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While I'm sure some here would agree, I don't think I'm one of them...

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Dahut-san...

I think my feelings are hurt.

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Oh! Oh, no! I take it back, your extra arms are very cute, Monsieur Owner...! Even if they don't necessarily make you the cutest!

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Ah...

We should ask someone.

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I don't know if anyone here has a good sense of what's cute...

[THE HELLY BELLY DENIZENS ARE BOZOS.]

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Sidon would know.

[ he would vote for them both ]

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It would be so mean to make him decide! I don't think he'd be able to, anyway. He'd declare us both winners of different things...

[Sidon is the most biased judge to ever exist.]

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Hm... he would appreciate being included...

I suppose we can ask on HER-MES if we really wanted.

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We could! Or we could tell him it's a life-or-death matter and he has to pick one or we'll both crumble into dust forever. Or we could do both?

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Ah.

Definitely both.

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Both it is!

[They can go torment Sidon in spirit or get blasted by the amnesia beam since this is from so long ago I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT MY CYOA EFFECTS HELP]