discomfort: (fūjin)
the inn owner. ([personal profile] discomfort) wrote2024-02-24 03:53 pm
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-10 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Like... we get kidnapped to the bottom of the sea instead, maybe?

[Or summer camp... Or an intergalactic hotel...]
artificialsweetener: (wont you carry it in)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-10 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[IS THAT HOW IT WORKS.]

Oh! Monsieur Sidon mentioned something about sushi not that long ago... I wonder what deep sea fish would taste like, especially raw... Briny? Scary?

[AH YES FAMED FLAVORS SWEET SOUR BITTER SALTY UMAMI AND SCARY.]
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-11 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Shaking his head... HE'S SO WHITE.]

No, I haven't! Even though we have plenty of fish, I don't think I've ever had any of it uncooked...
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-11 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[THIS HYPOTHETICAL DEEP SEA KIDNAPPING SCENARIO WHERE HE GETS TO EAT FRESH SUSHI MADE WITH LIKE A PHANTOM JELLYFISH OR SOMETHING.

He just laughs; a light, bell-like sound.]


I'll leave myself in your capable hands, then, monsieur! Should we ever get to an ocean by kidnapping or otherwise, please take care of me, okay?
artificialsweetener: (paperback dreams)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-12 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Just two lil guys with a whole huge bed all to themselves... He BEAMS!! Looking so delighted! He likes his current roommate but Owner just has creature vibes that he enjoys so very much.]

Oh, I would love that! We could sit there and play so many rounds of Suika or cards or Battleship or anything else and still have room for all of our tasty snacks!
artificialsweetener: (oya)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-12 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[FRANCY'S NIGHTMARE MG.]

Oooh... I'm imagining what that might look like and it's very strange.

[He can dig it though. He'll live at the bottom of the sea with big aquarium windows, sure!]
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-13 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[THIS IS JUST OWNER CHANNELING FRANCY.]

Aha, I guess I can understand that! We have more than enough problems on land to handle, but maybe after they're all settled, I'll go into deep sea exploration instead...
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-14 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[]

Do you think so? Maybe, maybe! The world really is full of surprise tools that can help us later...
artificialsweetener: (i needed to think a spell)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-16 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Just nodding solemnly...

And then smiling!]


So! Shall we battleship? I want to see how many boats I can sink!

[SEND THEM ALL TO DAVY JONES' LOCKER.]
artificialsweetener: (cuts cuts cuts)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-17 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ARE YALL OKAY OVER THERE!!!!! ARE U OKAY!!!!! i leave the catflap to the gy open for you next when no one is looking because when i did this for nu she died immediately.]

Ehe! Confident, huh? I won't take it easy on you, so don't hold back!

[i hope he gets crushed and can also never make up his end of this bet.]
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-17 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[RUN FASTER BEFORE THE SHIBARI TAKES OVER.]