It's far too small! Even Monsieur Scien is going to hit it... He's playing suika with Monsieur Dion thanks to your letter, though!
[But! He looks thoughtful at the question, before nodding.]
The glitches are weird this time... Sometimes it won't even let me say Helly Belly-- oh! Nice. [Nice.] But other times, it won't let me say- [DIALUP NOISES.]
...Yes! For now. [Thanks sir.] We're at least- [Now as his mouth moves like he's talking, the only thing Owner will hear is an Italian opera singer belting out O Mio Babbino Caro.]
No idea! I heard that Monsieur Scien mentioned- [WOOD SAWING NOISES.] -to Shoma earlier, so I have no clue why it's being extra mean to me... Mostly it just lets me talk about the rats?
Do you wish that you also had large kidnapping rats to whisk you away to locations unknown, Monsieur Owner? Or were you hoping that the kidnapping happened via a network of normal-sized rats working together extremely well?
They're very strange! But friendly! They fight away the bad rats that bite. [WHY IS THEIR LIFE A RAT SOAP OPERA.] I think you'd get along with them very well, but please don't join us.
[He wants... everyone to stop dying... Stop dying yall. even though i aki think francy deserves death]
To be honest, I think there are very, veeery few people here who could die without upsetting at least a handful of others by this point, if anyone at all.
[ the idea of anyone being upset about him dying is so weird and sounds wrong but owner knows better to argue about it because he refuses to discuss anything even remotely like feelings. ]
Everyone just gets angrier that this is happening with every new week.
It's true, you guys have been taking some heavy hits lately... [Owner's emotional support Shouxue...] Well. I don't want to end up cursing anyone, so I won't say anything else.
[STOP NO MORE CURSING. Except to curse sweet Owner to be LMS apparently.]
Mm, we do! For the most part, anyway. Funny enough, I think Monsieur Viktor and Monsieur Scien have the most contentious relationship, and even that's mostly on Monsieur Viktor's end.
[THEY WEREN'T EVEN INVOLVED IN ANY CRIMES TOGETHER he thinks they are both so stupid and funny.]
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[But! He looks thoughtful at the question, before nodding.]
The glitches are weird this time... Sometimes it won't even let me say Helly Belly-- oh! Nice. [Nice.] But other times, it won't let me say- [DIALUP NOISES.]
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well that fucking figures. ]
... okay. But you are all safe, at least?
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...Yes! For now. [Thanks sir.] We're at least- [Now as his mouth moves like he's talking, the only thing Owner will hear is an Italian opera singer belting out O Mio Babbino Caro.]
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They really do not want you saying anything. I wonder why it's so strict...
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[So weird! Who would do this to Dahut.]
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I see. Do you enjoy the rats?
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[This is so useless.]
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How big are these creatures?
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I'm a little disappointed.
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[He wants... everyone to stop dying... Stop dying yall. even though i aki think francy deserves death]
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[ francy's not ]
Although it is likely better me than someone who would upset everyone again.
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To be honest, I think there are very, veeery few people here who could die without upsetting at least a handful of others by this point, if anyone at all.
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Everyone just gets angrier that this is happening with every new week.
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That's to be expected! Frustration and anger are guaranteed to come quickly when people feel trapped.
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And especially when the people you go to for support during times like this are the ones who are dying.
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It's true, you guys have been taking some heavy hits lately... [Owner's emotional support Shouxue...] Well. I don't want to end up cursing anyone, so I won't say anything else.
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But anyway, what else is happening? You all get along?
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Mm, we do! For the most part, anyway. Funny enough, I think Monsieur Viktor and Monsieur Scien have the most contentious relationship, and even that's mostly on Monsieur Viktor's end.
[THEY WEREN'T EVEN INVOLVED IN ANY CRIMES TOGETHER he thinks they are both so stupid and funny.]
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[ he just made that up ]
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It is, I think. Monsieur Viktor has very bad scientific envy for Monsieur Scien...
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Awkward.
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