Well, I thought it was filled with lithium, which is just a very valuable mining resource, but it actually turned out to be a sentient supercomputer. Also, the brain slugs were planning to have an orgy in there to form a super brainslug to conquer the galaxy. It was a very in demand moon!
Thanks! I really gotta get home, 'cause of the slug orgy, you know? I just hate to know that all those slugs could be fucking each other in the center of a moon and hatching a giant slug out of a moon right now.
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The moon. What was it filled with? Is it hazardous?
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[ okay!!!! a sentient what!!! he is the wrong genre for this. ]
And how did that go?
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