dahut

[discomfort]

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You should fill them, then! What better time, right?

[Fill those holes sir... Anyway since their suika apparently has multiplayer mode:]

Say, did you know that you can play that watermelon game with multiple people? We should try!

[discomfort]

Oh. Shall we compete? The winner can get something.

[ he has no idea what. what do they have to offer. ]

[artificialsweetener]

Oh! That sounds like fun! What should we put on the table?

[ALL HE DOES IS BAKE.]

[discomfort]

[ hmmmm ]

Perhaps the loser has to do the other a favor?

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That sounds like a fair deal to me! Shall we, then?

[AT LEAST SET TERMS. ANY AT ALL.]

die again

[discomfort]

Yes! Let the best man win.

[ WE CAN FLIP A COIN

THIS IS WHERE I ADMIT I HAVE ONLY WATCHED VTUBERS PLAY SUIKA I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE GAME ]

NOT LIKE THIS

[artificialsweetener]

[HELP IM LOSING IT I THOUGHT FOR SOME REASON THAT YOU PLAYED SO MUCH why did i write you this headcanon

WELL.]

You're on!

[I FLIP HEADS]

[discomfort]

[ ok well. dahut wins this round. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW HE'S FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!!!! SO HE NEVER GETS HIS FAVOR!!!!!!! AAAAA PUNCHES YOU TO THE GROUND ]

... oh no.

[artificialsweetener]

[AUGH FALLS AND EXPLODES INTO CONFETTI.]

Looks like it's my win, huh? Ehe! [BEAMING AT OWNER with his successful melon.] I'll be nice, though, I promise!

[He will be dead.]

[discomfort]

Ah... My life is in your hands, Dahut-san.

[ IT IS NOT THAT DRAMATIC.

also dahut is dead. it's fine. fuck you. ]

It is more enjoyable playing against someone. The stakes are higher.

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I'll take great care of it, promise!

[WITH HIS LITTLE DEAD AND PARTIALLY DISMEMBERED PAWS...........]

I don't normally play games like this, but it is pretty fun, isn't it? We could play another round, if you'd like! Or a different game, maybe?

[discomfort]

Let's try something else, so we can see what else is there.

[ and perhaps he can crush dahut at another game................... revenge ]

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[REVENGE....... i have no idea what else is on here. battleship.]

Okay! You can choose, then; I'm fine to play anything!

[He doesn't HAVE ANY FRIENDS TO PLAY GAMES WITH NORMALLY so this is all a very fun interlude for him, his emotions are sparkling.]

[discomfort]

[ THEY CAN PLAY

FUCKIN BATTLESHIP I GUESS. OK. ]

I believe in this one, you... sink your opponent's ships?

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[THEIR BATTLESHIP.......]

I see! [Dahut out there like just send them into rough seas and you won't have to do any work.] Hm... The concepts for some of these games are very interesting.

[discomfort]

Yes. People's imagination are so... they're so.

[ SO WHAT ]

Their need for war...

[artificialsweetener]

[JUST NODDING ALONG LIKE YEAH, THEY ARE SO. THEY ARE SO.]

It seems that a lot of really unfortunate things are the same between many different worlds, huh? It's a little disappointing.

[discomfort]

It is actually somewhat surprising just how many similarities there are. There are some cases where I would assume we were from the some place, but then they'd say something that throws everything off.

[ he does not assume he is from the same place as dahut at all. ]

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[Meanwhile Dahut like any one of you less modern fucks could be from somewhere in my world and I would never know it... He's assuming not because they probably would have at least heard of the crazy little French island cursed by death and full of clones, but who knows!!]

The multiverse is a biiig but also surprisingly small space, huh? I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing!

[discomfort]

Potentially both? It did lead to us being able to be taken against our will like this.

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It did! [WHAT AN EXPERIENCE.] Shame about that being unwilling and all, this would have been much more fun without such a rocky start... But maybe the adjustment period won't be too terrible and we'll be able to enjoy space together soon!

[This kind of happens on Wednesday! And is then promptly ruined on Friday. Are people turning into worms and sheep and goats helping with the bonding and the having fun..........]

[discomfort]

[ IS IT HELPING.... IS IT........ how many times can i be cursed ]

Aha, I am sure some will still find ways to not enjoy space, even if everything else about the trip is magnificent.

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[I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE BALDED OUR OWNER.]

Ooh, I know you're right, but it's just so sad...! What a waste of a wonderful, once-in-a-lifetime kidnapping!

[discomfort]

You never know! Maybe their competitors will get the same idea!

[ this is not a good thing ]

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Hm... [DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.] ...I think some of the magic will be gone if you get intergalactically kidnapped twice, don't you?