dahut

[discomfort]

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I'll take great care of it, promise!

[WITH HIS LITTLE DEAD AND PARTIALLY DISMEMBERED PAWS...........]

I don't normally play games like this, but it is pretty fun, isn't it? We could play another round, if you'd like! Or a different game, maybe?

[discomfort]

Let's try something else, so we can see what else is there.

[ and perhaps he can crush dahut at another game................... revenge ]

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[REVENGE....... i have no idea what else is on here. battleship.]

Okay! You can choose, then; I'm fine to play anything!

[He doesn't HAVE ANY FRIENDS TO PLAY GAMES WITH NORMALLY so this is all a very fun interlude for him, his emotions are sparkling.]

[discomfort]

[ THEY CAN PLAY

FUCKIN BATTLESHIP I GUESS. OK. ]

I believe in this one, you... sink your opponent's ships?

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[THEIR BATTLESHIP.......]

I see! [Dahut out there like just send them into rough seas and you won't have to do any work.] Hm... The concepts for some of these games are very interesting.

[discomfort]

Yes. People's imagination are so... they're so.

[ SO WHAT ]

Their need for war...

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[JUST NODDING ALONG LIKE YEAH, THEY ARE SO. THEY ARE SO.]

It seems that a lot of really unfortunate things are the same between many different worlds, huh? It's a little disappointing.

[discomfort]

It is actually somewhat surprising just how many similarities there are. There are some cases where I would assume we were from the some place, but then they'd say something that throws everything off.

[ he does not assume he is from the same place as dahut at all. ]

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[Meanwhile Dahut like any one of you less modern fucks could be from somewhere in my world and I would never know it... He's assuming not because they probably would have at least heard of the crazy little French island cursed by death and full of clones, but who knows!!]

The multiverse is a biiig but also surprisingly small space, huh? I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing!

[discomfort]

Potentially both? It did lead to us being able to be taken against our will like this.

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It did! [WHAT AN EXPERIENCE.] Shame about that being unwilling and all, this would have been much more fun without such a rocky start... But maybe the adjustment period won't be too terrible and we'll be able to enjoy space together soon!

[This kind of happens on Wednesday! And is then promptly ruined on Friday. Are people turning into worms and sheep and goats helping with the bonding and the having fun..........]

[discomfort]

[ IS IT HELPING.... IS IT........ how many times can i be cursed ]

Aha, I am sure some will still find ways to not enjoy space, even if everything else about the trip is magnificent.

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[I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE BALDED OUR OWNER.]

Ooh, I know you're right, but it's just so sad...! What a waste of a wonderful, once-in-a-lifetime kidnapping!

[discomfort]

You never know! Maybe their competitors will get the same idea!

[ this is not a good thing ]

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Hm... [DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.] ...I think some of the magic will be gone if you get intergalactically kidnapped twice, don't you?

[discomfort]

Oh... good point, yes. It no longer becomes a once in a lifetime opportunity.

[ crau games ]

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[Both of them at a CRAU like wow! The luster is gone.]

Right? Though I'm sure it would still have its own charm, it really wouldn't be the same at all!

[discomfort]

Maybe if it's doing something else instead?

[ give them a different experience... like how a crau would.... ]

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Like... we get kidnapped to the bottom of the sea instead, maybe?

[Or summer camp... Or an intergalactic hotel...]

[discomfort]

Whoa... we would have so much sushi.

[ is that how it works ]

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[IS THAT HOW IT WORKS.]

Oh! Monsieur Sidon mentioned something about sushi not that long ago... I wonder what deep sea fish would taste like, especially raw... Briny? Scary?

[AH YES FAMED FLAVORS SWEET SOUR BITTER SALTY UMAMI AND SCARY.]

[discomfort]

Oh... you've never had it?

[ he sounds upset about this ]

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[Shaking his head... HE'S SO WHITE.]

No, I haven't! Even though we have plenty of fish, I don't think I've ever had any of it uncooked...

[discomfort]

I suppose that is cultural differences...

I would offer to make you some, it would be better if your first time is someone who is good at it...

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[THIS HYPOTHETICAL DEEP SEA KIDNAPPING SCENARIO WHERE HE GETS TO EAT FRESH SUSHI MADE WITH LIKE A PHANTOM JELLYFISH OR SOMETHING.

He just laughs; a light, bell-like sound.]

I'll leave myself in your capable hands, then, monsieur! Should we ever get to an ocean by kidnapping or otherwise, please take care of me, okay?