dahut

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week 0, monday

[discomfort]

[ anyway. probably after the blood collection drive ]

You are very busy.

[ is what he is busy with a good idea? who knows. but very busy. ]

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[VERY BUSY INDEED... He's changed out of his labcoat and is now wearing a lilac jacket with many big pockets.]

It's always good to keep yourself a little busy, don't you think? And there are so many things to keep busy with here!

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Oh, yes. Like that watermelon game. I understand the children now.

[ suika... is relaxing... ]

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[SUIKA IS RELAXING...]

Ah, that one is a lot of fun! I haven't had much time to play it, but it's a good enrichment activity.

[Help.]

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I feel like I understand the current generation more now, you know? What keeps their minds occupied.

[ they are all glued to their phones because they are playing this ]

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Are the kids playing games like this where you're from?

[Woah... Imagine if everyone had equal access to tech in French hell and also literally any of it was for fun.]

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I... think so?

[ he is so uncertain ]

I have heard of... the Xbook.

[ xbox ]

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The Xbook...

[WHAT IS THIS...........XBOOK.]

Does it let you stack fruit?

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I do not know. I've never seen one myself, but I have heard people talk about it. Usually in relation to the Gamestation...

[ also not what it's called ]

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[THIS GRANDPA IS LEADING HIM ASTRAY.]

Oh! Well, I imagine that has something to do with fun games, so maybe you can? [STRANGE... His vibes are mostly just curious, though. What a funky world out there with its gamestations and xbooks.]

Do you not have time for things like that, usually?

[Busy mr. innkeep...]

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I normally do not have time for things that aren't needed. If a guest says they want something like that, I may do what I can to provide it for them. A young man who often visited me wanted to play... Pokemans? I learned a lot that day.

[ but not how to say pokemon. ]

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[He's doing his best listen, Owner's just a little guy.]

Pokemans? Games have such interesting names, don't they... [Wild!] But I'd imagine that's the case! Being busy all of the time is hard...

[BIG SIGH.]

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Normally, I do not mind, but now that we have a lot of time on our hands while here... I am starting to notice the holes in my experiences.

[ of playing video games. ]

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You should fill them, then! What better time, right?

[Fill those holes sir... Anyway since their suika apparently has multiplayer mode:]

Say, did you know that you can play that watermelon game with multiple people? We should try!

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Oh. Shall we compete? The winner can get something.

[ he has no idea what. what do they have to offer. ]

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Oh! That sounds like fun! What should we put on the table?

[ALL HE DOES IS BAKE.]

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[ hmmmm ]

Perhaps the loser has to do the other a favor?

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That sounds like a fair deal to me! Shall we, then?

[AT LEAST SET TERMS. ANY AT ALL.]

die again

[discomfort]

Yes! Let the best man win.

[ WE CAN FLIP A COIN

THIS IS WHERE I ADMIT I HAVE ONLY WATCHED VTUBERS PLAY SUIKA I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE GAME ]

NOT LIKE THIS

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[HELP IM LOSING IT I THOUGHT FOR SOME REASON THAT YOU PLAYED SO MUCH why did i write you this headcanon

WELL.]

You're on!

[I FLIP HEADS]

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[ ok well. dahut wins this round. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW HE'S FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!!!! SO HE NEVER GETS HIS FAVOR!!!!!!! AAAAA PUNCHES YOU TO THE GROUND ]

... oh no.

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[AUGH FALLS AND EXPLODES INTO CONFETTI.]

Looks like it's my win, huh? Ehe! [BEAMING AT OWNER with his successful melon.] I'll be nice, though, I promise!

[He will be dead.]

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Ah... My life is in your hands, Dahut-san.

[ IT IS NOT THAT DRAMATIC.

also dahut is dead. it's fine. fuck you. ]

It is more enjoyable playing against someone. The stakes are higher.

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I'll take great care of it, promise!

[WITH HIS LITTLE DEAD AND PARTIALLY DISMEMBERED PAWS...........]

I don't normally play games like this, but it is pretty fun, isn't it? We could play another round, if you'd like! Or a different game, maybe?

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Let's try something else, so we can see what else is there.

[ and perhaps he can crush dahut at another game................... revenge ]